We are so so so so sorry.

Those t-shirts you are absolutely, and rightfully, pissed off at us over? You know? Those you ordered months ago? Well, they are finally en route. We will have them in our hands in 2 weeks. Then we will be able to ship them to you immediately.

We didn’t want to announce anything until we were 100% fucking certain that this was the case, due to the extreme amount of absolute cluster-fucks that have occurred at every level of this veritable Shirt Great Chicago Fire Hindenburg Apocalypse.

We are looking into ways we can make this up to you. Again, we are stupid amounts of sorry and feel absolutely awful and hate ourselves daily :(


Your friend,


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Carla · December 14, 2012 at 12:21 am

Skepticon itself was awesome enough. Getting a shirt late will give me mini flashbacks to the awesomeness that was SK5… So I guess I should say thanks. :)

Lauren · December 14, 2012 at 12:38 am

We don’t deserve you!

Phil Monroe · December 14, 2012 at 1:15 am

What day is this? (previous responses say 14 Dec)

How about autographs on the shirts with whoever is around to sign it?

Lois Harrison · December 14, 2012 at 4:20 am

It amazed me at how no one was pissed that the shirts weren’t at Skepticon. I’m used to dealing with “christians”, who would have been pissed and writing letters and withdrawing funds, etc…I figure I’ll get a tee shirt eventually.

Brian Dooley · December 14, 2012 at 1:28 pm

That’s awesome, gang. Very excited to get our torsos on some SK5 T-shirt action. One question, though… we were going to pick ours up at the event…who do I give my address?

    Floyd Zamarripa · December 15, 2012 at 5:36 pm

    I’d definitely recommend giving Jeffrey Markus a heads up via Facebook or email at jeffrey[at]skepticon.org

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