According to Wikipedia, actor and vlogger Scott Clifton has done some pretty amazing things in just three decades. Some of it is almost difficult to believe! We read about how he invented the internet, went to the moon, was literally raised by wolves (one anyway), and won the Mr. Universe contest three times in a row. Of course, he’s very modest and he pretended like he had no idea about most of those things. He was only willing to admit to being nominated (and winning) a shit ton of Daytime Emmys for his work in General Hospital, One Life to Live, and The Bold and the Beautiful.

He also fessed up to having a crazy-popular YouTube channel called Theoretical Bullshit, being a shockingly good musician, and cheating in English class. He was born on Halloween, which earns him bonus points on the “amazeballs scale”. (patent pending) Hopefully Wikipedia got THAT right, at least.